sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

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hotdimsam:

Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me:…
Me:…
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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